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In memory of Estelle Getty ... Can you write a funny story, Just 4 Fun, which includes 6 of these lines and ..?

is in relation to seniors? Some of them are direct quotes from the television series. 1. You'll have to excuse my mother. She suffered a mild attack of some years ago that left her totally annoying. 2. The difference between youth and old age is ______. 3. Hide Viagra for love GAWD'S! 4. This picture .... Sicily .... 1922 ....... 5. Must have been one of the 25 who coined the phrase "Golden Years"! 6. You are one Hot Mama, ma'am. 7. Loss of interest in men? Surely you jest! 8. You're a furry little gnome and we feed too. 9. Kitchen, Bedroom ..... I knew it was a room was good! 10. Up at dawn, swim, garden, "delight afternoon ", then ballroom dancing. 11. I have not had sex for fifteen years and its starting to get on my nerves. 12. I know it's a long shot, but did you acid in the sixties?

Estelle went for a walk in the park. Probably for the march, but it is unknown to Dorothy, hoping to find some horizontal exercise. Strutting their stuff today is not the same as 60 years ago. In those days, men had to fight ... No, let me rephrase that ... In then, all I had to do was to whisper, and they come running. Estelle He was not there. Now he was 84, many of these steps is Johnnys is Pushing Daisies. "Hello Cutie, a child cried as she walked past the water fountain. Estelle turned to see where the voice came. "You are a hot mother, ma'am." (1) provides that the knight. "Pardon my frankness, but has lost interest in men?" "Surely you jest? (2) Estelle said." I'm at dawn, swim, garden "afternoon delight" and ballroom dancing (3) and then do the same the next day. Having white hair does not affect hormones. The difference between youth and old age (4) only needs a little more. "Dorothy ran Estelle, and taking the arm, spoke to the people:" You will have to excuse my mother. She suffered a mild stroke a few years ago, making it totally boring. "(5), then to his mother," Hide the Viagra for love GAWD'S! (6)

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