Posted by admin | Posted in Garden Gnomes | Posted on 03-11-2009
Tags: funny, gnomes, humor, lawn, yard
Garden gnomes .... fetish?
I recently discovered I had a fetish with lawn gnomes. Whenever my wife and I make love, I feel more comfortable if my new Gnome (his name is Rusty) sits on the bedside table and watches. Its so bad that occasionally give him a bowl of popcorn during the show. My wife is worried about my balance, but I just cannot help it. What do I do?
While your GNOME is only an observer and not a participant who is very good. When the gnome gets involved with the current law to know things have gone too far. The next thing you know your wife has run off with the gnome and where will that leave you wife ....... and gnomeless.
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