Posted by admin | Posted in Garden Gnomes | Posted on 01-05-2009
Tags: gnome, gtk, linux, programming, software
How can I better protect my home from vandals?
This morning I woke up again to see that unbelievers rogue bandits, disgruntled or otherwise have once again posted signs in my house with Unicorn Lover-hate speech and epithets unicorns and unicorn drawings are emptied and sodomized. Every time you call the police, they tell me to remove statues of garden gnomes and unicorns in my backyard, but why Confrm his Fascism Should I? I will all morning to remove the sign hanging in my tree that reads "Unicorn F @ G!" Look, I'm so devoted to freedom of expression, as Sir Francis Bacon or Sammy Davis Jr., but it gets really out of pocket. Things were bad he turned and run these little amuckers should be whipped or Cain as they do in Singapore. I strategically placed the steel bear traps in my court, so maybe this will be a "dead" end of the night.
Minefields usually works But failing that, a load of 12g of pellets should show the error of his ways. Seriously, not a flood light connected to a RIP so that when someone turns enters your garden do the trick. Approximately 10 pounds or less of B & Q.
Runescape The Grand Tree Quest
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