Posted by admin | Posted in Garden Gnomes | Posted on 19-11-2009
Tags: funny, garden, gnome, gnomes, shopping
How long before a garden gnome stumbles on this issue?
He booby-trapped with a pine-scented lure and a load gnome explosive.
do you have any idea what you did? they are gone! all of them! I need to know how overpowered the security codes in all our trap doors at once? I can not let this happen again. is not only my job on the line here. these types of Virginia did not play. you saw what happened with Jimmy Hoffa? dudes same search run GNOME. I'm as good as toast unless you have some answers by the time they fly in the morning Lindburg. Look, is not just me. I have nobody. Do not miss. but there are others here, some have families. I have to protect what my cost. I knew what he was getting into when I enrolled in a search for GNOME. I was so bored at the CIA. I wanted a chalenge. Opps gnome sounded so good. get the cobwebs of my brain and do something dangerious again. already, I know, and all national securety. but obviously it has come around to our security, so I know your player. with the NSA, right? does not matter? you could As the 4 th class game fish frenzy at the top of your father's lap while he was in the shower, and touch the wrong buttons in the correct order? I warned them that was too easy. can not say no warning. Lindburg thanks to God is closed until 6 am. I still have a couple of hours? Hell, I can see Mexico from the laboratory, but would find there. my security blanket I would be cross country. bastards always wanted my work. think this was just a gnome I play front for the CIA? children were ill. Damn, I forgot to Miramar. not have to wait to open Lindburg. Marina allowing someone cursed the land with a transponder military. FBI, CIA, Cid and madmen Lockness assigned to see all aircraft with transponders have soldiers on board. that could have grabbed a Lear Regan international time ago. Damn, I forgot about that fact. no, wait, it's the weekend. most planes employment agency that will capture Bigfoot thing about St Helen mt. no, I forgot the clock Yetti doubt. always contain a carriage or two. already have influence with the president since starting gnome that mut of Barbara Bush at Christmas. if one plane to the left in DC, my people have and could be on the road? Hell, you could land any minute Miramar! I have to think ... clear my head. You tell me got into this mess ... Do not you have anything to say? not even a sorry? Do you have any idea how many inocent gardeners suffer from this night? can take weeks or months to gather all be missed tonight! each garden that will reach to cover labor. familys move, erase memory, repair unexplained damage to nosy neighbors. will cost the millions angency. and what about those who only think that something is happening? What about all the empty seats in classrooms yesterday morning? we have always had problems with teachers, when little Johnny does not appear after a few days. more relocataions, more memories to erase. then it is not always the press. all you need is a gnome neglected cross Interstate 8 and get caught in the headlights Cross country a trucker ... all have Raidos CB. the press, hear some stories and the children of liberals ... enough. I have to get the rest of these files shreaded and an escape plan. I still have 3 or 4 good pass from the ports of the CIA and the money hidden in Poland and Hong Kong. I run for awil. but where? my contacts changed when I left Virginia. I know ... I got into this and you'll get me out. well, my homeland security tracker Internet has the exact location of the discharge on the palm and PC. I have. So I expected more. I live here. see for myself and the signal is safe, right? Black Crown Victoria. Californa plates. red baseball cap backwords. I to bring some pictures of lab. other things too. a bargaining chip. I even have a baby that you lost gnome sickly when did all the doors of the cage. was locked in the infirmary when he came up the other. this blockade is encoded different cage door locks. if they know they have a gnome live as a hostage, would not dare to happen to us, not when they know what we have? which is my chip be our best in keeping us alive. Okay, get the coffee pot heating. you and I have a great night ahead. if we play our cards right we'll be safe and outside the province on Monday the time. light package, we'll buy all new things when we are clear of the states. but do not go hand before you get there. I found you and they too can. gnomes think differently ... you do not look like haveing them helped him escape. They look at you as a threat and not think twice before doing damage. Shit i here the cars coming down the road. they, I know. if you dont know me assume that I will soon? if I may just hours before its on you too. do not care if you're with the NSA or a 4th grade boy games. all that matters is what you've done. the blame on the little monsters that leak tonight. I'm on my way. needs a little hot milk to the baby beaver is sicly gnome That' me. rememember, black Crown Vic, straps. speak when you arrive. no time to spell check, I gotta go ...
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